HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMA B! You’re the best mom there is. #birthday #mom #hero @mburt48  (at the looney bin burt house )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMA B! You’re the best mom there is. #birthday #mom #hero @mburt48 (at the looney bin burt house )

Remember that time Decca was in that gang and killed that person and got his tear drop tattoo? #badassmuthatrucka

Remember that time Decca was in that gang and killed that person and got his tear drop tattoo? #badassmuthatrucka

Tomorrow I hand in the keys of this little gem of an apartment. I’ll miss you. But I will not miss your tiny bedroom or tiny kitchen. #oldeast #oev

Tomorrow I hand in the keys of this little gem of an apartment. I’ll miss you. But I will not miss your tiny bedroom or tiny kitchen. #oldeast #oev

You know what - just leave a lot of surprises for the new tenants when you move. #moving #nipple #youlaughbcitstrue  (at Melrose Place)

You know what - just leave a lot of surprises for the new tenants when you move. #moving #nipple #youlaughbcitstrue (at Melrose Place)

Make sure you leave at least one little surprise for the new tenants when you’re moving. #intheshower #teehee  (at Melrose Place)

Make sure you leave at least one little surprise for the new tenants when you’re moving. #intheshower #teehee (at Melrose Place)

Every girl needs a hot dog dealer she can trust. #pickles #morepickles

Every girl needs a hot dog dealer she can trust. #pickles #morepickles

Best friend moving cards are the best. Because I’m mooooooving. #cow #card #bff @phrawr

Best friend moving cards are the best. Because I’m mooooooving. #cow #card #bff @phrawr

If you wear glasses. And you go on a date with someone with glasses. And you make out - do your glasses make out as well?

The answer is yes. Yes. Your glasses will also make out.

Thunderstorms never stop us! #norco #kona #fitness @phrawr  (at Fanshawe Conservation Area)

Thunderstorms never stop us! #norco #kona #fitness @phrawr (at Fanshawe Conservation Area)

I got a bear hug today. It was nice. #bearhug #cuddles

I got a bear hug today. It was nice. #bearhug #cuddles

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